You know you’ve started smoking too much when you look at 4 grams and you’re like “damn, that’s it?”
"Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’"
"I no longer have the energy for meaningless friendships, forced interactions or unnecessary conversations."
"I’ve never seen any life transformation that didn’t begin with the person in question finally getting tired of their own bullshit."
Achrioptera fallax (x)
That coloration is waaay too cool to not reblog. Those are colors I’d expect in a children’s cartoon, not in real life.
reminder to call your pets by their proper pronouns! use petself/dogself/catself/hamsterself etc because they are not able to communicate their preferred gender and pronouns thank you this has been a psa uwu
This is so randomly relevant because I have a hamster named Lindsay Lohan that is a boy but I call it a she but he likes it so whatever
you shouldnt call hamsterself an “it” thats degrading
Watching Gossip Girl for the first time and I’m trying to figure out what’s gonna happen and I think Vanessa is scheming on Dan and Blair. Like that snow setup? She probably put a camera in there or some shit.
20 years old and I still steal cookies from the cookie jar.